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E-Harmony: Dislikes: "Women who shoot their gun sideways!!" 
like a good neighbor state farm is there...with winning lotto numbers
When I have children I'm going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that
Well, I just made friends with some mexicans who just moved into the neighborhood. It's about time I finally got friends with benefits.
"Fei Fei Sun.. She is Chinese" oh, really? It sounded so European to me!!
it just me, or does Morgan Freeman play god in almost every movie...
I'm participating in a 0.25K run to raise awareness for people with attention deficit disorder.
RAIN!!!! :) I guess my rain dances must have worked. Some people call it stumbling around... I call it rain dancing.
Have you ever noticed that people who snore seem to always fall asleep first?
when will people understand. "i can't hear you while I'm chewing my doritos!"
I hate that feeling when you feel you wrote something good on facebook and then nobody likes your status. Depressing....
Who are all these people judging me? They should be arrested for practising law without a degree.
Everybody got that one friend that can't spell .. you gotta decode all their text messages.
I wake up every morning and thank God I don't look like Rick Ross.
Its all fun and games until you realise your Capri Sun has no straw.
Every girl knows that one "B*tch she don't want anywhere close her man.
When I was a child I would confuse a.m. and p.m. Now that I'm in college its happening all over again.
as pissed off as being in the express checkout land behind an old laldy, with too many items, using coupons for every item, and with a new clerk calling for a price check.
it a violation to fart in a non-smoking area?
So you wonder why I never seem to get any sleep. Well I never go to bed angry. I stay up and plot my revenge. So ask yourself something, do I hate alot of people or is one person really going to get it. Now your wondering if its you.
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