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Usually when a woman cries, it's not just over one thing. It's built up anger and emotions that she has been holding in for far too long. 
If you are in a relationship, and you are not enjoying all the great things and benefits that come with a relationship, double check the meaning of a RELATIONSHIP.
Had breakfast at Waffle House, as I was leaving the waitress said "Have a waffly day". Now I'm thinking great, a whole day of indecision.
I they rain on my parade, I dance in their rain.
Contrary to popular belief, the best relationship does not start with great sex; the best relationship always starts with a great friendship.
I want to say I deserve better and mean it. I want to say I give up and believe it. I want to say I'm moving on and do it.
Ever wonder why some people wait 'til they're in their cars and stopped at traffic lights to pick their noses?
1000 aches = 1 megahurtz
These ‘energy saving' light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
Confidence is the foundation upon which beauty is built.
Damn I just seen this big chick with a belly ring soon as she sat down it VANISHED
Me and my ex were together for like 9 years, and I will say this about her, even twords the end she still brought out the animal in me. Everytime she got into bed I would run to the door and start scratching and whining to be let out. :P
If I give a chick my heart and she CHEAT i'm going to leave our sex tape on her parents front door and label it "FAMILY REUNION"
When ever I see a guy type a "<3" I automatically think theyre gay...
Never wave to a proctologist...You may get the finger in return!
Wanna make her smile ? Tell her you are hungry and when she replies "What you want to eat" you say "YOU"
Oh, I saw your new boyfriend. So what happened to your standards?
It's kind of like comparing bermuda shorts and capri pants... both are cute, but those few extra inches make a world of difference...
Life is full of disappointments, I'll just add you to the list.
Once you go big, you'll never go twig!
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