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If sex between 3 people is called a Threesome and sex between 2 people is called a Twosome... Why is Handsome still a compliment? 
So, I see they have a gypsy in the new Big Brother house. Good luck trying to evict that!
...3346,3347,3348,3349- DAMN SHEEP I WISH THEY'D DO THEIR DAMN JOBS!!!! *sigh*...3350,3351,3352...
Married life has many Ups and Downs... I just wish most of them were between the sheets!
Don't worry about what people say about you. I mean, my shower saw me naked. Imagine what its telling the toaster?
Some girls date bad boys because they think they can 'fix them'. Stop it, he is not a broken car and you are not a mechanic.
Nobody is worth feeling like sh*t for, if they are not bringing you up, then drop their a$$ and stop letting them drag you down.
finally, the Friday of my discontent
I figured out the chemical composition of Holy Water. It's H2OMG
had some x-rays taken today, turns out I'm not big-boned...just fat :(
Abercrombie and Fitch telling the Jersey Shore Cast that wearing their brand makes the brand look scuzzy is a lot like Lindsay Lohan telling Paris Hilton that her partying antics make talentless famous starlets look like trash.
The only way I'm going to drop ten pounds is if I go shopping in England.
Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. George Carlin
My “Sleep Number” is pretty much 24/7.
ghetto word of the day: Israel "homie that watch is fake, nah man it this watch Israel"
a black guy in a horror movie has a better chance to survive than a white girl in aruba
the rejection you feel when the automatic doors dont open for you..
the difference between your mind and heart; your mind tells you what the smart thing is to do.. and your heart tells you what you're gonna do anyway.
My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will.
Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font?
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