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Dear radio stations, instead of 40 minutes of commercial free music, how about 5 minutes of good music?
The Statue of Liberty is undergoing renovations. She's sure to attract a lot of immigrants with her new D-cups
have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
I got 99 problems...dont be the 100th.
There's nothing worse than being cheated on...actually being cheated on with someone unemployed and ugly is worse.
I'll keep my guns, my freedom & my money. You can keep the "change" !
If your not going to remove that deer carcass from the side of the road can you at least turn his head so hes not looking at me while I drive by drinking my morning coffee!
If her shoes still light up, she's too young for you.
A snail goes into a car dealership and says, "I wanna buy a little car. And I want you to paint a big "S" on the side of it." Salesman says, "OK, but why?" Snail says, "So when I pass by people will say LOOK AT THAT LITTLE S-CAR GO!"
I think its time to give in to sin. The devil on my right shoulder just killed the angel on my left with his pitchfork.
more frustrated than a one-legged Ethiopian watching a donut roll downhill
“She ain't you" is by far Chris Brown's best hit since Rihanna.
Twinkle, twinkle little star, show me to the nearest bar, down the street and to the right, I'll be there...all damn night!!
Let everyone know what is on your mind, but let only a few know what is in your heart.
if she is wearing silly bands she is too young for you Bro!
Don't be pushed around by your problems; be led by your courage.
I may hate myself in the morning but I'm gonna love you tonight.
I tried ginko biloba pills for better memory, but I can't remember to take the pills.
Insomnia causes questionable browser history.
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