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getting to work on time only makes the day longer! 
Some of the ingredients of Taco Bell meat "filler" isolated oat product, soybean based anti dusting agent and silicon dioxide (better known by it's street name sand). It's like your mouth has gone to the beach to take a vacation from meat.
Bravo Taco Bell for your beefesque product. Even if it is only 35% well I say just eat 3 of them ...to get 105%
you know the economy is bad when you get a check from the government and it bounces! Good luck my fellow Americans
S(he) (is) Br(ok)en.
I hit a coyote with my car on the way to work this morning. I tried to miss it but it was going to fast. It might have had something to do with that ACME rocket strapped to his back
I think the NHS cutbacks have gone too far... I didn't even get a f-kin sticker at the dentist today.
BBC News: Couple remarry 57 years after divorce. God bless Alzheimers.
When life knocks me down, I call her a b*tch and walk away. She hates it when I call her that
Whoever said that laughter is the best medicine has obviously never had broken ribs.
I posted on Facebook I was no Gynagoligist,but i'll take a look. I got "17 people like this.And best of all 5 appointments !
Don't you just love nature? Dispite what it did to your face.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Professionals built the Titanic; Amateurs built the Ark.
I remain concerned that without Internet access, the people of Egypt may not know that Charlie Sheen is okay.
i like my coffee with half and half... half cream and sugar and half coffee
So you need some excitement in her life? Go buy a pet hippo or badger. Problem solved!
discovered today that goldfish do not like jello.
Frosted animal crackers, proof that this generation is too fat!
When you open a big bag of cotton balls, is the top one ment to be trown away?
It takes police too long to respond to 911 calls. If I get robbed I'm ordering Chinese food and asking them to bring a gun.
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