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"Diddy be giddy cause he be founded not gitty!" - The Ghost of Johnnie Cochran 
I had White Castle for dinner tonight. It was so good my butt gave them a big blowout review.
Panties aren't the best thing in the world. But they're next to it.
I'll never understand people saying "Rest In Peace" when someone dies. Of course they're resting in peace. They're dead.
Hey, Dawn. Show us how well you clean dishes. We ain't got no oily duck.
If you're unhappy with summer heat, remember this... you never have to shovel sunshine off your sidewalk.
Envy, laziness Envy, laziness, and incompetency gave birth to communism.and incompetency gave birth to communism.
The law says I can't drive with an open container, but it says nothing about jello shots!
A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 150 feet, but I can only walk so fast.
Hamas is not what it used to be. You can see they don't have the money anymore. Instead of 70 virgins, martyrs now get a gift certificate to Olive Garden.
Quick Question: Does swimming in debt count as cardio?
As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.
no better reminder to visit your dentist than a trip to Walmart.
How do members of Isis practice safe sex? A. They mark the camels that kick.
What's up with refried beans? Once should be enough.
Never let your mouth be Broadband when your brain's on Dial Up.
Jooz always starting something.
Tribute Bands: Making money off the hard work of the stars they attempt to emulate because they don't have a single, original thought in their empty skulls.
I just found out I have 100% body fat. That means I'm basically a can of Crisco. 😛
Happy Father's Day to all the wonderful dads out there who are killing it. This one's for you!!!
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