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   messageicon what do you call a group of humans? an infestation
←Rate | 07-18-2025 13:00 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judo is what you use to make bagels. 🥯
←Rate | 07-18-2025 11:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what's worse: Being caught cheating at a Coldplay concert, or just plain caught being at a Coldplay concert.
←Rate | 07-18-2025 08:32 by FezzeeLarry Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add
←Rate | 07-16-2025 06:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing I can fix in this world tonight is another drink.
←Rate | 07-16-2025 06:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Burger King has debuted its bacon sundae. It comes with whipped cream and a note that says "Do not resuscitate."
←Rate | 07-16-2025 06:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon f Oxygen was discovered in 1772.... what did people breathe before then?
←Rate | 07-16-2025 06:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Old groupies never die. Their pussies merely dry up and wither away.
←Rate | 07-15-2025 08:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a kid, I used to watch the Wizard of Oz and wonder how the scarecrow could talk without a brain. Then I got Facebook.
←Rate | 07-15-2025 07:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If humans are involved, the propensity for disaster exists.
←Rate | 07-15-2025 07:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to find powdered eggs for a camping trip. None to be found anywhere. I found out powdered chickens are on strike.
←Rate | 07-14-2025 17:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not giving you the middle finger; I'm showing half of a peace sign.
←Rate | 07-14-2025 10:10 by Otis Comments (0)  


   messageicon The more I study the differences between the Beatles as a group vs their solo careers, the more I realize that the Beatles as a group could have been easily named the George Martin Project.
←Rate | 07-13-2025 22:16 by FassyLarry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Air Poland is now Air Jetski.
←Rate | 07-11-2025 18:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend: Here's a picture of me when I was youMy friend: Here's a picture of me when I was younger. Me: All pictures of you are when you were younger.nger. Me: All pictures of you are when you were younger.
←Rate | 07-10-2025 13:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Robocop is just a Terminator that hunts minorities.. And dogs
←Rate | 07-10-2025 01:09 by TuWang Comments (0)  


   messageicon Missus Beasley gaema hat!
←Rate | 07-09-2025 12:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are you all still shooting off fireworks? It's July 8th for crying out loud! One of them flew off course and almost hit my Christmas tree!
←Rate | 07-08-2025 13:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My idea of camping is a Motel 6 with a broken ice machine and no cable.
←Rate | 07-05-2025 21:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If casual sex exists that implies the existence of ranked competitive sex
←Rate | 07-04-2025 23:32 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


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