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engineering the electricals.
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dividing by zero!
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gathering rocks to throw at you
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"has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"
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"in another castle, sorry Mario."
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an office zombie: Bored to undeath
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harvesting paperclips from work
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"not for everyone. Clinical tests show that X may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if X is right for you."
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not the droid you're looking for.
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the next contestant on The Price Is Right!
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hiding under your bed.
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taking over the world
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trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!
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"in your Facebook account, deleting your friends"
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making friends and influencing people
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chillin like a villain.
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kind of a big deal.
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going to make the biggest paper airplane ever.
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known to cause cancer in the state of California
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not wearing pants.
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