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Facebook going green? Because I'm seeing a lot of people reusing the quotes.
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They should make untangling headphones an olympic sport.
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Take your time, because relationships that start fast, end fast.
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Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve..
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Mess with me? I'll let karma do its job. Mess with my family? I'll become karma.
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“No officer, there is no blood in my alcohol system.”
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Make good memories today, so that you can have a good past.
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No one is ever bored enough to start studying.
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If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?
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Steve Jobs was born out of wedlock, put up for adoption at birth, fired from the company in 1985, dropped out of college, then changed the world. What's your excuse?
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You can't control love. That's the best and worst part of it.
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I believe I can find my soul mate in #TomorrowLand
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Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
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I go tweetless when I see you.
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If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
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It's absolutely hilarious when an idiot tries to convince you and themselves that Android handsets are better than an iPhone.
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Life is a Kaleidoscope after few beers! *Sunday Closed*
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