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A successful relationship is one in which one person shuts up when the other is right.
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04-12-2012 13:29 by petty 86
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If one person has an imaginary friend, they're crazy, if many people have the same imaginary friend, it's religion??
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10-24-2011 15:23 by petty 86
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Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Gays are from UrAnus
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04-24-2012 03:26 by petty 86
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No story that begins with "She had never drunk tequila before" ever has a happy ending
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04-18-2012 14:10 by petty 86
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If an astronaut killed another astronaut on the moon, would he be arrested when he got back to earth? The only person on earth that can decide this is Miss Universe.
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10-25-2011 14:50 by petty 86
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If you are fat and your wearing skinny jeans, it does not make you look skinny.. it makes you look silly!!!
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10-24-2011 15:20 by petty 86
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I think at some point a switch flicks in the heads of parents. From "study, study, study" they go "marry, marry, marry".
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11-06-2011 07:25 by petty 86
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