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   messageicon Jello is just kool-aid...with a hard on...
←Rate | 02-09-2011 11:58 by Tyler G Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ahhhhh.coffee...I think coffee must contain an ingredient that makes you tolerate BS. That's probably why employers usually give it away for free all day :)
←Rate | 11-04-2010 10:46 by Tyler G Comments (0)  

   messageicon with the birds dying in arkansas...and the eagles in philly..and the ducks tonight I think its safe to say the Aflockalpse has begun..
←Rate | 01-10-2011 16:27 by Tyler G Comments (0)  

   messageicon uhh... i'm no meteorologist but i'm pretty sure its raining b*tches..
←Rate | 09-07-2010 08:36 by Tyler G Comments (0)  

   messageicon was so depressed last night I called a lifeline...call center was in afghanistan, I told them I was suicidal and they got all excited and ask if I could drive a truck...
←Rate | 01-19-2011 13:20 by Tyler G Comments (1)  

   messageicon my sushi brings all the japs to the yard, and there like "couneshiwah"
←Rate | 02-26-2010 10:37 by Tyler G Comments (0)  

   messageicon if a deaf boy cusses in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
←Rate | 01-19-2011 09:49 by Tyler G Comments (3)  

   messageicon my daughter is 6 years old and she thinks she needs thinks a training bra...if you still draw outside the lines with your crayons I think you should wait baby...
←Rate | 09-19-2010 19:42 by Tyler G Comments (0)  

   messageicon i didnt realize how many amatuer meteorologist friends I have on facebook thanks for the 112 updates and photos of the floods ;)
←Rate | 02-28-2011 13:45 by TYLER G Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...Broken nose, bust lip, teeth knocked, black eye..but she started it so f**k her
←Rate | 04-10-2010 22:16 by Tyler G Comments (0)  


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