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   messageicon The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it’s my cellphone
←Rate | 03-03-2014 17:22 by save tjs home Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's official I'm suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.
←Rate | 03-03-2014 17:21 by save tjs home Comments (0)  

   messageicon Driving would be much more entertaining if there were no yellow lights
←Rate | 03-03-2014 17:25 by save tjs home Comments (0)  

   messageicon 911 operator what's your emergency" "Are ya'll hiring?"
←Rate | 03-03-2014 17:19 by Save Tjs home Comments (0)  

   messageicon I guess running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels
←Rate | 03-03-2014 17:23 by save tjs home Comments (0)  


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