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   messageicon I apologize for Poking you. Please chill. It's just that I couldn't find the bend over and let me f**k you in the a$$ without a lubricant button.
←Rate | 11-04-2011 13:31 by Ming Vas Comments (0)  

   messageicon The economy is so bad, the only thing that get's paid back nowadays is the hour that Daylight Savings Time borrows from Standard Time.
←Rate | 11-05-2011 16:59 by Ming Vas Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey thanks for the event invitation. I live in Florida, but I'll leave for Utah immediately 'cause God knows I wouldn't wanna miss your sh**ty band's gig at Paul's Bowling Alley.
←Rate | 11-04-2011 19:25 by Ming Vas Comments (0)  


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