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   messageicon We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity
←Rate | 01-16-2012 11:31 by Danny T Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed....
←Rate | 02-16-2012 12:24 by Danny T Comments (0)  

   messageicon “Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words, for they become actions. Watch your actions, for they become habits. Watch your habits, for they become character. Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.”
←Rate | 10-01-2011 22:36 by Danny T Comments (0)  

   messageicon lookin at the cost of medical insureance is making me sick in itself...
←Rate | 01-24-2012 12:12 by Danny T Comments (0)  

   messageicon I dont tell god how big my problems are, I tell my problems how big my god is
←Rate | 02-07-2012 09:17 by Danny T Comments (0)  

   messageicon DADDY isn't defined as the man who makes the child, but rather the man who extends his hands and time to help with the child's needs, raising and giving his heart to love the child through anything. !!! BLOOD Doesn't always make you a DADDY! Being a DADDY
←Rate | 09-29-2011 15:45 by Danny t Comments (0)  

   messageicon that moment when your sarcasm is so second nature people actually think you are stupid
←Rate | 03-25-2012 13:19 by Danny T Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you'd follow them straight into hell, to get the fix
←Rate | 03-03-2012 13:43 by DANNY T Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ravens fans, What's does excitement and happiness feel like? Curious Redskins fan.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 16:30 by Danny T Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Wednesday, Please treat me nicely, Thanks.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 09:35 by Danny T Comments (0)  

   messageicon I dunno if I'm loud enough but I need you to pay attension to whats about to happen to me...
←Rate | 01-23-2012 21:32 by Danny T Comments (0)  

   messageicon what if I am a high ranking illuminatii and dont even know it
←Rate | 11-10-2015 23:40 by Danny T Comments (0)  

   messageicon I fold and hang clothes all day at work...then on my day off I have to do laundry...now I know what a prostitute feels like coming home to her man
←Rate | 01-28-2012 23:28 by Danny T Comments (0)  


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