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   messageicon Happy Father's Day to all the Dads who went out to get some milk, & actually came back home.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 01:17 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife is driving me crazy with nagging! I came back from the store with the list she gave me and now she's all on my case because I forgot ONE little kid.
←Rate | 01-01-2011 07:00 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you got a problem with your woman dont go out and get another woman cause now you got 2 problems
←Rate | 09-13-2010 17:06 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Imagination is something that sits up with Dad and Mom the first time their teenager stays out late."
←Rate | 07-02-2010 12:47 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It took Harry Potter 7 damn long books to catch the bad guy. When it only takes Scooby-Doo 25 minutes
←Rate | 01-08-2012 12:53 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon One of our cats sits on the toilet lid and stares at the shower curtain while we take a shower. We're not sure if he's life-guarding or just amazed about how brave we are.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 22:57 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon in America, we will eventually have a President that used to play Pokemon as a child. Scary
←Rate | 11-06-2010 02:37 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
←Rate | 07-08-2010 13:53 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who cares if my grandkids aren't gonna see a polar bear? I didn't see a dinosaur
←Rate | 11-08-2010 02:22 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why were the police ever issued with pepper sprays? Surely this will lead to the creation of more seasoned criminals.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 00:25 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You were born as an original. Don't die as a copy
←Rate | 06-09-2010 23:16 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?
←Rate | 06-08-2010 13:31 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives
←Rate | 06-09-2010 23:32 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sex is like school .. you miss a period & you're in trouble.
←Rate | 01-21-2012 15:07 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i text one of my boss "Whats the difference between this morning and your daughter?".He says "I dont know" .I say "I'm not cuming in this morning
←Rate | 11-03-2010 22:28 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Facebook should have a ”no one cares” button
←Rate | 01-16-2011 15:56 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young
←Rate | 07-02-2010 12:45 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
←Rate | 09-12-2010 01:04 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries
←Rate | 12-25-2010 00:58 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Relationship has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 16:06 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

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