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   messageicon Dear Santa don't drink the milk at Bill Cosby's house!!!
←Rate | 12-12-2014 17:18 by @gnarleycharley Comments (1)  

   messageicon When I win the Mega Millions...The first order of business is buy the company I work for. Second, fire myself and collect unemployment...double dipping
←Rate | 03-31-2012 01:01 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think Mitt Romney should pick Hologram Tupac for his running mate..
←Rate | 04-18-2012 10:58 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Face Book you keep offering up people for me to friend, but then you get all  concerned and ask me how I know them.  You can't be the pimp and the cop!
←Rate | 11-10-2011 20:31 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Goooodnight Vietnam !!! RIP Robin Williams one of a kind...
←Rate | 08-11-2014 19:49 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bill Cosby's lawyer says Cosby is legally blind, that might explain the sweaters & why he can't see his wedding ring.
←Rate | 01-06-2016 12:27 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon found out the hard way that his company doesn't celebrate National Speedo day...
←Rate | 09-08-2011 11:01 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tom Brady should be forced to spend those 4 games at a Children's Hospital blowing up balloon animals.
←Rate | 05-12-2015 11:21 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm having a royal wedding watching party...drinking beer out of tea cups.  Pinkies up....chug chug chug
←Rate | 04-27-2011 09:43 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can't wait to buy Randy Travis's new album "Down and Loaded"with the hit single "Pants On The Ground"
←Rate | 08-09-2012 01:05 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kanye West is 53 million in debt...I heard Taylor Swift has started a go fu%# yourself account...
←Rate | 02-15-2016 13:56 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon  I might be  a 3XL at the mall, but I'm only a petite at "The Big and Tall Store"
←Rate | 04-19-2012 19:16 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't wash your car on Friday……It always rains satellites when you wash your car.
←Rate | 09-22-2011 16:39 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon "The food at the last supper was pretty terrible so I ordered pizza" ‪#‎BrianWilliamstories‬
←Rate | 02-06-2015 22:04 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Experts think the Oscar for best picture will go to Boyhood or Bird-man. Kanye West thinks it will go to Beyoncé.
←Rate | 02-18-2015 20:08 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just walked into my house and yelled "Nobody I'm Home"....I think I need a dog.
←Rate | 07-12-2013 19:22 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon make sure you spell Harry correct and don't leave out the word "Prince" in your search for Harry Nude pictures....
←Rate | 08-23-2012 13:12 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Breaking news Roger Goodell has just given Aaron Hernandez a 2 game suspension.
←Rate | 04-15-2015 15:37 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm so crazy I'm thinking about springing forward right now....see you in an hour!
←Rate | 03-10-2012 19:56 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon running around the house with a wrapping paper tube saying “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
←Rate | 12-26-2011 04:04 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

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