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   messageicon I threatened a man with a knife today. Don't know why, he could have stabbed me.
←Rate | 03-24-2012 13:42 by @afewgrins Comments (0)  

   messageicon One thing everyone will learn in school: How to text without looking.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 13:59 by @afewgrins Comments (0)  

   messageicon Party Rule No.1: Always make the party worth the hangover.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 07:27 by @afewgrins Comments (0)  

   messageicon Forecast for tonight: Alcohol, low standards, and bad decisions.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 06:53 by @afewgrins Comments (0)  

   messageicon My girlfriend said I was her 32nd lover. I was fine with this until I realized she was talking about time...
←Rate | 03-24-2012 13:41 by @afewgrins Comments (0)  

   messageicon My mate has absolutey no luck with women. Even when he calls one of those premium rate chat lines they tell him he has the wrong number.
←Rate | 03-24-2012 13:43 by @afewgrins Comments (0)  

   messageicon Saw a fat bird at the self checkout in ASDA today. She scanned an item and it started beeping 'Unexpected item in baggage area' - Salad.
←Rate | 03-26-2012 15:40 by @afewgrins Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today; I saw a baby with a shirt that said, "I'm what happened in Vegas"
←Rate | 03-17-2012 08:47 by @afewgrins Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do people think that Jesus is coming back? It's not like he was nailed to a f-kin boomerang
←Rate | 04-17-2012 14:13 by @afewgrins Comments (7)  


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