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   messageicon Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.
←Rate | 11-09-2012 16:41 by @SheRidesTheD Comments (0)  

   messageicon Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
←Rate | 11-13-2012 08:27 by @SheRidesTheD Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if teachers play the “who's a virgin” game in their heads in class.
←Rate | 11-09-2012 16:41 by @SheRidesTheD Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michelle Obama is definitely getting the D tonight!
←Rate | 11-07-2012 07:15 by @SheRidesTheD Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.
←Rate | 11-13-2012 08:27 by @SheRidesTheD Comments (1)  

   messageicon Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. Why? Because there's no place like home.
←Rate | 11-09-2012 10:21 by @SheRidesTheD Comments (0)  

   messageicon R.I.P to all the virginity that will be lost tonight.
←Rate | 12-21-2012 07:55 by @SheRidesTheD Comments (0)  


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