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   messageicon Seeing your kid at work today really put all your other mistakes into perspective.
←Rate | 04-24-2014 21:00 by @SammyMana Comments (0)  

   messageicon Not listening to a single word you've said makes it impossible for you to run out of things to say to me.
←Rate | 05-20-2014 21:32 by @SammyMana Comments (0)  

   messageicon I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my Internet connection came back.
←Rate | 04-27-2014 11:55 by @SammyMana Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not entirely sure a life spent smoking e-cigarettes is worth prolonging.
←Rate | 04-24-2014 21:05 by @SammyMana Comments (0)  

   messageicon New 1 minute porno to be made, going to be called Done in 60 seconds!
←Rate | 04-02-2014 17:26 by @sammymana Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Dammit I'm Mad" is spelled the same way backwards..
←Rate | 06-26-2014 07:48 by @SammyMana Comments (0)  


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