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   messageicon Dear Taco Bell, your 35% shreds of beef are like delicious shriveled delicacys of bliss and happiness from the rainbow of a dsylexic leprekuan... But I'm a carnivore and need at least 70% real meat to continue eating your contramptions.... Please work on
←Rate | 01-28-2011 17:32 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking Gucci Man is retarded; what kind of man get a tattoo of an ice cream cone on my face? Everyone knows Ice Cream is the least threating foods of the food groups... What an idiot.
←Rate | 01-16-2011 14:48 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks someone needs to falcon punch Gucci Mane in his ice cream loving face...
←Rate | 01-16-2011 14:53 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Valentines Date was arrested for biting her self and pushing her self down a flight of stairs... :( I need a replacement. :\
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:27 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon when I was little I used to think Marshmallows were ghost turds...
←Rate | 03-06-2011 04:05 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yoda could never get married because every time he announce his vows he replies "Do I?"
←Rate | 03-06-2011 04:06 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can't put a price on happiness... However the bi-products Water, Pg&E, Internet, Clothes, Shoes, Movies, Food, Transportation, Travel.... You can put a price on.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 20:26 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I had to pick which Kevin Bacon movie I like the most, It would be a tie,.... between all of them
←Rate | 01-19-2011 20:36 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oprah sister is the new Pat; Pat is the new Stedman and Stedman is the new Tampon.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 03:38 by @Mcisaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We all know who we should blame for the war in Libya... Doc why did you steal the plutonium you mad man!!! >_<
←Rate | 03-29-2011 03:07 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when people bring up a mistake you made a long time ago; negroe I was a different person two hours ago. -_-
←Rate | 01-16-2011 14:35 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I would kill to see a Dave Chapelle Charley Murphy: True Hollywood Story of Charlie Sheen... :\
←Rate | 03-01-2011 14:05 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I had my dose of monday Tiger Blood, but I broke my freaking dragon tooth.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 10:10 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some lady, said I was like a cuddly big bear.... Funny, I was just thinking about scrimmaging through some trash cans and mauling some hikers. -_-
←Rate | 03-14-2011 19:14 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon roses are red, violets are blue, the moment you leave, I'm robbing you... Thank you Iphone GPS!
←Rate | 02-27-2011 20:44 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just herd Tyler Perry is investing in a new special event...Ah well... I will talk to you guys later, I'm about to watch Tyler Perry Presents: The Oscars.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:51 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm counting the calories as I eat this double quarter pounder with cheese...Wish me luck weight lost!
←Rate | 02-27-2011 19:48 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  


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