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   messageicon Help me out on my friends list. If you don't know me, like me, or don't talk to me, Delete my ass. Thanks.
←Rate | 08-11-2011 14:59 by @HatchDadDee Comments (0)  

   messageicon If more females would sit down and be ladies more males would stand up and be gentleman.
←Rate | 08-11-2011 14:55 by @HatchDadDee Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's funny how Lady Gaga can pull off a man better than a woman.
←Rate | 08-29-2011 22:04 by @HatchDadDee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life was so much easier when girls had cooties!
←Rate | 08-11-2011 14:48 by @HatchDadDee Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you let the bad things stop you, you'll never get to the good things.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 21:40 by @HatchDadDee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Another sign the world is coming to an end: The Packers are losing and the Colts are winning.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 15:59 by @HatchDadDee Comments (0)  

   messageicon That education connection girl couldn't have graduated because she is still in low budget commercials.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 16:01 by @HatchDadDee Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you like your own status, you should take your own hand and punch you in your face.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 22:51 by @HatchDadDee Comments (0)  

   messageicon With the weather being the way it is, the only way you could have a white Christmas is if Santa brought you cocaine.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 16:02 by @HatchDadDee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wanna fix the economy? Find a cure for dumba$$
←Rate | 01-12-2012 20:43 by @HatchDadDee Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I had chicken, carrots, and cabbage to add to my ramen noodles to make chicken noodle soup, I wouldn't be eating Ramen Noodles in the first place.
←Rate | 08-23-2011 00:56 by @HatchDadDee Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I can give some advice to the gentleman, you can say you love her but actions speak louder than words. Females have had guys talk and talk, and the actions dont match up. If you wanna prove you are not like the rest, act like it. Dont just say it.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 21:22 by @HatchDadDee Comments (0)  


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