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   messageicon I got up this morning and think I saw my shadow. I'm going back to bed for six weeks.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 08:41 by timoteo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing brings out the worst in human nature like a crowded mall. :) I can't wait to start Christmas shopping!
←Rate | 12-18-2010 15:26 by Timoteo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is the scariest part of halloween? Giving away all you Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!
←Rate | 10-31-2010 19:20 by Timoteo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I knew that I could outdrive Tiger Woods
←Rate | 11-29-2009 18:34 by timoteo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!
←Rate | 06-26-2009 11:59 by Timoteo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need to take a Wikileak
←Rate | 12-16-2010 01:32 by Timoteo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Found an industrial size combo pack of Mop-N-Glo and Mr. Clean for my wife for Christmas.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 21:46 by Timoteo Comments (0)  



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