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The Happy Meal at Taco Bell comes with a pair of clean underwear.
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10-06-2014 19:15 by
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Roses are Red Violets are Glorious, Never Sneak up on Oscar Pistorius
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02-18-2013 14:23 by
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planning to hire a singing fat lady and take her to work, just in case someone says his tasks ain't over yet
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11-11-2009 07:39 by
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learnt a lesson: Hardwork leads to success and 'blame' works just as well
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03-05-2010 08:58 by
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On a scale from 1 to Rebecca Black how is my singing?
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04-11-2011 15:38 by
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Many will come and go but I know the diffrence between a woman and a ho so if you text or call and you don't hear from me you know which one you must be:)
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07-20-2010 21:02 by
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says the art of typing an FB status is directly proportional to the work done on google search
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02-25-2010 09:43 by
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so....my aunt doesn't want me using the word "fingerblast" in her husband's eulogy....what's next, I can't use "bloodfart" either?
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02-08-2012 12:29 by
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Evolution is just nature's way of issuing upgrades.
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10-03-2011 10:34 by
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Asked coworker what she was going tonight? She replied, drinking. I meant for Good Friday. She said dont worry, I'll pour one out for him.
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04-18-2014 09:10 by
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