kevin Funny Status Messages

   I think that if I were a cannibal I'd only eat vegetarians, for the irony.

   wondering, if you get Mickey Mouse ears at Disney World, what do you get at Dollywood?

   Facebook keeps asking me, "What's on your mind?", it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

   I cheered for the Bears, they lost. I cheered for the Jets, they lost. I'm going to start cheering for al-Qaeda.

   If you pull them up high enough, any underwear becomes a thong.

   Can everyone just go n help get all the water out of BP's oil!! Thanx!!

   likes "Mad Libs" because it is (adjective).

   thought "John & Kate Plus 8" sounded like a porno-- Now, definitely, "Kate Plus 8" really sounds like one.

   Did you hear about the guy that overdosed on Viagra? Yep, it was an open casket funeral.