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i dont have trust issues, I just know people who have lying issues
Insecurity is an ugly thing, it makes you hate people that you don't even know...
you know your day is bad when your coffee makes you tired
If Her Legs Aint Never Shook Or Locked Up On Ya, Yu Aren't Doing It Right!
yeah I was a vegetarian once before......for like 5 hours...til my next meal...
You know if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges
You know your ass is ugly when you're the one always asked to take the photo
Love is just a chapter in a guy`s life.. But to girls ? It's the whole book.
You know your hungry when you start eating some old cough drops
Put Party Rock Anthem as my Alarm so I wake up shufflin..
@(O_O)@ Monkey.
Just overheard this kid confess to smoking weed out of his trumpet. Band practice must be fun.
women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69
Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl you'll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days!
to the guy who made the "16-bit dinosaurs" music video, What were you smoking?, How much have you been Smoking? Can I have some?
it just me or the New Facebook Layout kinda looks like the ol Myspace? O_o
I wonder if drug dealers do black Friday lol ...weed and crack 20% off
If all he wants you for is ur Breast,Legs and thighs send him to KFC. Ur a lady,not someones cheap value meal
Can't wait till the movie "colombiana" comes out. She is the real definition of a Bad b!tch....
"Do you like water?" 'Yes" "Nice, you already like 61.8% of me"
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