Creeooo Funny Status Messages

   feel like I should smoke a cigarette after what it took to get the Canberry sauce out of the can.

   I bet if Trump did get elected, he'd be able to comb over some of the financial problems we face.

   hope they have a white castle day so I can express how much I hate paying for gas.

   I promise you it wasn't special treatment. McDonald's makes me wait for my fries every damn time. Nice try playing the hero and all.

   kinda tired of hearing about it. there's plenty of hotdog and taco stands if you don't like chicken. its all food and we are all allowed freedom of speech. ok jk about the freedom of speech part

   If it were garbage pail kids I would totally be on board.

   if I was any more stressed I would complain but I'm not so I wont. instead I choose to be thankful that fart didnt smell that bad.

   People always talked about how fast technology advances. Has anyone ever thought, with this election coming up and all that is going on. We should be advanced enough to flea the planet?