@ronniechapman Funny Status Messages
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Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.. ;)
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If you close your eyes when you're at the gym, it sounds like you're in a porno..
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I bet Jim Harbaugh used to unplug the Nintendo when his brother was winning.
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Boat on land. Worst escape vehicle ever.
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Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest..
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Never get on one knee for a girl that won't get on two for you..
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On a scale from 1 to 420.. How much Easter candy are you eating right now?
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Girls want a fairy tale relationship, guys want a happy ending. ;)
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Strangers can become best friends just as easy as best friends can become strangers.....
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Do you think that the guy that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
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It's all shlts and giggles till someone giggles and shlts..
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Woah.. the room is spinning.. I knew the world revolved around me.. ;)
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Whenever you're feeling down, I'll be there to feel you up. ♥
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Me: "I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!" Her: "Sir, this is a library." Me: *whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
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Women are supposed to be like butterflies. Beautiful and hard to catch but most of y'all are like mosquitoes, annoying and easy to smash.
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Dear sluts, This might come as a surprise to you, but your boobs go inside your shirt. Just kidding, show me your tiitties
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Relationships are a winter sport..
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I use to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean
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We all have a "friend" we don't even like..
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Check out Google's homepage right now. It's hilarious
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