@gnarleycharley Funny Status Messages

   hunting is the only sport where you get to eat your opponent.

   has 12 episodes of A&E's "Hoarders" recorded on his DVR and he just can't throw any away.  

   thinking about handcuffing himself to Billy Graham for Saturday's rapture...

   has been sitting outside with a cooler all day and has not seen one Veloc-raptor....

   Urban Outfitters clothes size exchange rate,  XL=94 pound 5th grader...

   checked in to a hotel and I asked if the porn channels could be disabled…She replied “Sick-o”!!!

   Dear Jäger I think we need to stop seeing each other...."Maybe we have too much in common.  We are too much alike." If the phone doesn't ring, it's probably me....

   or Sir Gnarles just got his invitation to the Royal Wedding today.... Damn snail mail...