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   messageicon Miracles do happen even on Facebook and Twitter. Come Sunday and suddenly everyone becomes a preacher.
←Rate | 03-18-2012 04:33 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol was created as a social lubricant, to make men brave and women loose.
←Rate | 03-18-2012 14:30 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even that crack on the wall becomes more interesting when you're meant to be studying.
←Rate | 03-20-2012 15:07 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon GUY: Babe, let's go to the zoo! GIRL: Sorry but I'm not ready to meet your family.
←Rate | 03-21-2012 10:39 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It just means that you found the right medication.
←Rate | 03-24-2012 09:19 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever had one of those days that you feel like you should have skipped the coffee and went straight for the booze?
←Rate | 03-27-2012 13:50 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is the opposite of prison; the better you behave, the longer your sentence.
←Rate | 03-28-2012 13:12 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who describe things as "better than sex" are obviously having the wrong kind of sex.
←Rate | 04-01-2012 10:13 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't have to be naked to have a good time, but it helps.
←Rate | 04-02-2012 15:18 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, you hate drama? Please continue to dramatically complain about it.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 13:51 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone has stolen my wife's knickers off the washing line.............. They can keep the knickers but, please, bring back the 28 pegs.
←Rate | 04-05-2012 16:29 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon 69… you get what you give!
←Rate | 04-06-2012 15:41 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs... There seems to be a gap of information!
←Rate | 04-07-2012 14:34 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are talking to me and I appear as if I'm attentively listening, I'm probably just silently correcting your grammar in my head.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 04:15 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone texts you 'k', just reply, "L M N O P Q R S T you V W X why Z"
←Rate | 04-09-2012 02:14 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best pick up line? Lets go eat. I'm paying!
←Rate | 04-12-2012 22:43 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon No human society exists without booze or religion. That's why we drink religiously.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 13:28 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please don't bore your friends with your troubles and worries. Tell your enemies instead, who will be delighted to hear about them.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 10:34 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon An expert has predicted computers will eventually replace paper altogether. He has obviously never tried to wipe his ass with a laptop!
←Rate | 04-18-2012 15:06 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know something is seriously wrong, when you double the value of your car every time you fill up the tank.
←Rate | 04-21-2012 11:51 by Czovczov Comments (0)  




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