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Occupy North Pole, because Santa loves the rich kids more.........
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11-29-2011 13:57 by sully
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Rams Call List: 1. B̶r̶e̶t̶t̶ ̶F̶a̶v̶r̶e̶, 2. T̶e̶r̶r̶y̶ ̶B̶r̶a̶d̶s̶h̶a̶w̶, ..., 77. Jim Everett, 78. Corpse of Johnny Unitas, 79. Tim Tebow
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10-24-2013 12:11 by sully
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One positive lesson I've learned from this missing plane..... I'm going to start dumping my murder victims in the Indian Ocean from now on.
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03-24-2014 12:29 by sully
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Lord....Please send ALL the morons below me back to school!!
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01-02-2013 17:34 by sully
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I expect Obama to name himself the new Pope soon.....
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02-11-2013 09:54 by sully
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What the hell is a Honey Boo Boo? And can it get me high?
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10-02-2012 10:54 by sully
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If you had told me 30 years ago that I'd be talking to strangers on the Internet all day, I woulda told you to shut up and pack another bowl....
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05-16-2013 22:22 by sully
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A condom? Come on baby... it's the rapture!
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05-21-2011 14:45 by sully
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I'm lovin' my new Air Jordans even if they do smell like Pepper Spray..........
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12-28-2011 13:35 by sully
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FYI - If you find bit of the satellite, you have to call the police and someone from NASA (prob Bruce Willis) will come over to collect it, apparently!......
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09-23-2011 14:06 by sully
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Memo to New Orleans: You can't turn the Superdome into a sewer this time., emergency shelter will be at Tom Benson's house....
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08-26-2012 16:45 by sully
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Blizzard Survival Tip: If anyone in your household makes a "global warming" reference, throw them outside. It's the only way they'll learn.....
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02-08-2013 15:26 by sully
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If I hear one more foreigner accusing us of having a "culture of violence" I'm gonna blow their brains out.
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07-22-2012 19:06 by sully
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In honor of new Pope, boys underwear half off at Walmart....
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03-13-2013 15:14 by sully
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The worst part of getting your Smart Car Tipped is probably trying to win enough Chuck E. Cheese tickets to get another one.....
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04-07-2014 18:07 by sully
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The NCAA should allow Penn State to continue playing football, but their scores shouldn't be reported for 15 years.
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07-22-2012 12:47 by sully
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The worst part about the Hank Williams Jr remarks and backlash is that Toby Keith will most likely write a song about it now....
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10-04-2011 08:31 by sully
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Anthony Weiner: I shouldn't tweet this pic. I'm married. Anthony's weiner: C'mon, do it. Who's gonna know.....
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06-07-2011 14:13 by sully
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OK........this is like the third Harold Camping rapture that I've been left behind and frankly it's starting to hurt my feelings : (
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10-21-2011 11:45 by sully
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Can't believe 60 Minutes did a whole report on Benghazi w/out interviewing the jerk who's anti-Islam movie got some many people killed...
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10-28-2013 13:22 by sully
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