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   messageicon Please don't take anything I say personal or too seriously. I'm just an idiot with internet access.
←Rate | 10-11-2011 14:41 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon TWILIGHT: Taking the 'N' out of "Vampire Fangs", since 2007!
←Rate | 03-02-2012 14:33 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who create their own drama, deserve their own karma
←Rate | 01-18-2012 12:05 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon No I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what I think of you.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 04:20 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon When in doubt, put some booze in it.
←Rate | 03-14-2012 13:28 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hope for the best. Plan for the worst. Snack in between.
←Rate | 04-02-2012 14:50 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 13:16 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon It makes no sense to commit yourself in a relationship if you still expect to have single people's privileges.
←Rate | 08-14-2011 09:54 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have an actual date this weekend so if any of you are in love with me, you better say something or forever hold your peace.
←Rate | 01-22-2013 12:56 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm running low on funny but I have plenty of sexy left.
←Rate | 04-25-2013 13:06 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon The memories of all the naughty things I've done in my lifetime will always bring a smile to my face.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 13:37 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon A teacher asks Johnny to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. He says, "My sisters sweater has 9 buttons but her boobs are so big, so can only fasten eight!"
←Rate | 04-01-2012 08:45 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loneliness can make you do some strange people.
←Rate | 02-25-2013 23:51 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most popular costume tonight is "girl that won't talk to me."
←Rate | 10-28-2012 02:22 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can make a lot of friends with a prescription pad.
←Rate | 09-26-2012 14:15 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she's died so I could get out of having to go somewhere.
←Rate | 10-11-2012 02:45 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Skype Conversations: 5% Hey, how are you? 95% CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!
←Rate | 03-24-2012 09:12 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if the female equivalent of the c0ckblock is the beaver dam.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 14:05 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brad Pitt and I had a handsome contest and the loser had to adopt a bunch of kids.
←Rate | 09-24-2012 13:38 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe fake people will pretend to be real on Halloween.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 13:58 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  




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