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   messageicon When life hands you lemons. Freeze them until they're rock solid and throw them at people you don't like. . .
←Rate | 07-03-2015 21:56 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, if you're in competition to get as many friends on your friends list as possible, post naked pictures of yourself. . .
←Rate | 08-11-2015 23:18 by JAB Comments (2)  


   messageicon Vegitarian is a native American name for Bad hunter. . .
←Rate | 03-21-2015 14:10 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, does this taste funny to you. . .
←Rate | 08-25-2014 19:52 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taking a bullet for someone is nothing. Take a nuclear warhead to the chest, now that's impressive....
←Rate | 01-05-2017 19:49 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does Elizabeth Warren and Rachel Dolezal have in common? Neither one of them knows they're white. . .
←Rate | 07-10-2016 01:29 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy dry hump Wednesday for you singles out there. . .
←Rate | 03-11-2015 19:45 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't mind I use duct tape. I'm giving free bikini waxes.
←Rate | 06-02-2014 16:21 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last year it was the ice bucket challenge. This year it's the bucket of hot coals challenge. You go first. . .
←Rate | 07-27-2015 05:48 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Talk about keeping up with the Kardashians, Bruce is growing breasts. . .
←Rate | 02-03-2015 18:04 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the first person who said: As god is my witness he should strike me down with a bolt of lightning actually got struck, there'd be a lot of dead people in the world for lying or a very lot of honest people. . . So where is this god you speak of.
←Rate | 04-04-2016 07:36 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you know is not for some people smoking Marijuana the murder rate would be a lot higher than it is.. So get high and keep the murder rate low. . .
←Rate | 02-25-2017 08:48 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time to remove the little project black boy out of office ASAP !
←Rate | 07-06-2014 15:33 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a closet pervert in each and every one of you. . .
←Rate | 11-06-2015 21:28 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was wondering if I go on a Banana diet, will I end up throwing my feces like a gorilla does. . .
←Rate | 08-06-2014 21:07 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon My New Years resolution is to never make New Years resolutions!
←Rate | 12-29-2015 08:14 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, you can stop with the expensive bikini wax treatments. I have a roll of duct tape. . .
←Rate | 03-21-2014 05:16 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I thought about asking the love of my life to marry me. Chicken Parmesan. . .
←Rate | 07-16-2014 00:05 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, if you're in compitition to get as many friend on your frinds list, post naked pictures of yourself. . .
←Rate | 08-11-2015 23:16 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I met this great woman, I sweet talk her and say all the right things. She says I wish there were more men like you. I sent her a poem and she no longer wants to see me. So much for having feelings. . .
←Rate | 09-15-2014 14:33 by JAB Comments (2)  




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