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I'd really like to find the person that named the sensitive part of your elbow the "Funny Bone" and punch them in the face. See how funny they think that is.
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Just went to the kitchen for water and came back up without it. Now I have to go back to the kitchen.
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I'm thinking about going out tonight, because the Beastie Boys fought and nearly died for my right to party...
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U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one Fish cant Drown.
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Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper.
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We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, for example: "I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!"
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Whose idea was it to "be an adult?"
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I'll have a coke please . Hhmmm is Pepsi ok ? Hhmm how about no ! Is monopoly money ok ?
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Sometimes I think NASA is making shit up just to see if anyone's listening.
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“Even in a happy relationship, it's seems to be possible to have a wandering eye or even crave affection from another person.
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I just googled 2013 and it said the new Batman movie comes out SO TAKE THAT MAYANS.
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I have so little game I'm not even allowed to play miniature golf.
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Calling all my ex girlfriends today to tell them I have herpes. I don't really have it, I just don't want any of them to sleep with other people.
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No facebook, I wanna know what's on your mind!
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Cutting education funding to help the economy is like planting chicken eggs rather than feeding the hen.
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Love...it takes hostages and shows zero remorse.
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If I were you, I'd get a red nose and some big shoes and call it a day.
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This vodka diet is freaking awesome, I've already lost 3 days.
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Mother Nature can be cruel sometimes. If I ever meet her I'm gonna snatch her purse. Old B*tch
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just rescued some wine.. it was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day!
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