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   messageicon Be the girl that all the guys want. Not the girl all the guys HAD.
←Rate | 08-22-2011 13:59 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon She asked me how to spell slut. So I helped her spell her name.
←Rate | 08-23-2011 11:30 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sow a thought, reap an act. Sow an act, reap a habit. Sow a habit, reap a character. Sow a character, reap a destiny!
←Rate | 08-24-2011 12:56 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when somebody claims they are mad at you but won't tell you why.
←Rate | 08-25-2011 14:00 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blaming others for your misfortune can ruin your health -- which you'll probably just blame on somebody else too.
←Rate | 08-29-2011 09:59 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're fat when you run out of breath eating.
←Rate | 08-31-2011 02:47 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some guys mess up and lose a good woman because they are so used to dealing with sluts that they have forgotten what it takes to keep a real woman.
←Rate | 08-31-2011 04:05 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always be thankful for another day of life because you never know when it's gonna be your last.
←Rate | 09-01-2011 13:04 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two types of people I hate in this world: Nosey people AND people who won't tell me what the hell is going on in their lives.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 03:19 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies: Never make an important decision while you're on your period.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 17:33 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon A COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP is born when the KING of mixed signals hooks up with the QUEEN of second thoughts.
←Rate | 09-11-2011 04:50 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love doesn't cost a thing; except tears, a broken heart, wasted years and half your stuff.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 02:33 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon The moment you stop giving a damn is the moment things get easier and better.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 00:57 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Condoms should change to different colors according to whatever disease they come in contact with.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 15:57 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is pain, and anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell you something.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 12:08 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon That uneasy moment when you realise Facebook has made more CHANGES than OBAMA.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 12:20 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its my birthday today and I am feeling so special even the supermarket doors are opening by themselves when they see me coming through.
←Rate | 09-29-2011 03:01 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get offended when people assume I think and care about them.Who died and made you money?
←Rate | 10-05-2011 00:08 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not everyone who plays with you is on your team.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 00:12 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man asked a prostitute, “How much is one round?” The Prostitute replies,"100 on the bed, 50 on the sofa and 20 on the floor. The man gives her 100 and the Prostitute says, 'Wow a classy guy' The man replies, “classy my a$$, I want 5 times on the
←Rate | 10-05-2011 04:51 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  




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