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   messageicon Life is a vicious circle, I will trip you during a game of musical chairs. . .
←Rate | 07-03-2014 19:41 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon New walking dead movie coming out, featuring Keith Richards. . .
←Rate | 10-06-2017 19:30 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anyone is looking for an unlicensed private plane pilot. Please give me a call, my rates are as low as I can go by state laws. . .
←Rate | 01-20-2015 14:47 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know if oral $ex is Gluten free. Asking for a friend. . .
←Rate | 01-27-2016 06:51 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there's a Joe Smoe from Idaho. He must be pi$$ed off !
←Rate | 03-17-2016 18:36 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's more important. The prick of the roses or the prick giving them. . .
←Rate | 02-14-2017 19:10 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon My x-Girlfriend's cell phone got more attention than I did. I asked her, how long does it have to vibrate before you get off !
←Rate | 09-27-2017 07:52 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon The definition of Vegetarian is an Indian word for bad hunter. . .
←Rate | 01-25-2016 18:13 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon 69 + 69 = dinner for four. . .
←Rate | 07-15-2014 23:47 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trust me on this one. Ever notice when first meeting a woman the first thing she does is size up a mans crotch. . .
←Rate | 03-10-2014 21:01 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dave Coulier's wedding turns into a full house of I don't give a F#Ck. . . . . .
←Rate | 07-03-2014 19:44 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's time for Ray Rice to be Challenged. Lets see how many punches he can take before he is knocked out. . .
←Rate | 09-09-2014 06:44 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon What sense of getting parrot and not teaching it to say. Hello, it's me Jimmy Hoffa, I was turned into a parrot send help...
←Rate | 03-02-2014 06:15 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all who called into work drunk today. Happy St Patrick's Day. . .
←Rate | 03-17-2014 12:06 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I often wonder about people who say : Feels like I am wearing a diaper. I am curious is that something they practice in private. . .
←Rate | 06-12-2014 18:09 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon To hell with all this snow. I woke up this morning and beat the fugk out of the snow man in my neighbors front yard. . .
←Rate | 02-10-2015 08:56 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never cared to look for Waldo. . .
←Rate | 11-30-2016 19:56 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Between Bruce Jenner and the Kardashians, they should all be court ordered to go to driving school.
←Rate | 02-22-2015 19:51 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we had to pay for internet ink. Facebook wouldn't exist.
←Rate | 02-19-2016 19:21 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joan Rivers passed away at 81, but her face was only 12. . .
←Rate | 09-04-2014 19:20 by JAB Comments (0)  




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