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wondering if Michael Jackson will ever return from the dead to make a Thriller 2
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07-01-2010 14:19 by Conlsm90
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celebrated Michael Jackson's Anniversary by taking the kids to Toy R Us...he woulda liked that...
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06-26-2010 20:37 by heZz
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Today is the 1 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death. I will be randomly grabbing my crotch in his memory for the rest of the day.
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06-26-2010 14:30 by Joser
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Michael Jackson was not DANGEROUS, he may have been a little OFF THE WALL at times but not BAD. When it came to songs and performing he was a THRILLER and a DANCING MACHINE. From his one glove to the Moonwalk, MJ will never be forgotten!
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06-25-2010 14:46
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now knows what happened to Michael Jackson. South Africa made thousands of vuvuzela horns out of him.
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06-25-2010 11:25
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...just heard that the Jackson family has asked, In honor of the 1-year anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson, that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today...
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in honor of Michael Jackson, I think I will start the day off with the famous "crazy feet" dance and end with grabbing my foster home sack!!
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06-25-2010 09:09
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McDonalds faces potential lawsuit over happy meal. It contends that serving toys with unhealthy food is predatory. Where was this group when Micheal Jackson was alive?
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06-24-2010 13:47
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VUVUZELA the most despised and annoying musical PLASTIC device since Michael Jackson !
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06-16-2010 17:52
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Breaking News: Utah police are seeking the Gooch in connection with the death of Arnold Jackson. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800)-555-TIPS all calls are strictly confidential.
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Dear god, please can we swap Justin Beiber for someone with some actual talent?.. say Michael Jackson would be good...
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prays to God "Give us Michael Jackson back, take Justin Beiber instead"
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05-26-2010 02:21 by Hunk
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a fear of heights: Jackson Heights, Crown Heights, Washington Heights
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02-14-2010 10:32 by nico
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the difference between michael jackson and acne is that acne waits till your twelve to come all over your face
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Heidi Montag + Micheal Jackson = Amy Winehouse.
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01-20-2010 12:52
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Michael jackson hasnt been this stiff since Mucully Culkin spent the night at Neverland ranch..
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Move like Michael Jackson, Tonight on BBC 3, Is a contest,to find out who can move like Micheal Jackson....Am I alone in thinking,that really all the winner needs to do,is lie down & be still for half an hour ?
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12-14-2009 10:41
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Taylor Swift wins over MICHAEL JACKSON?!? Where the heck is Kanye when you need him!
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11-23-2009 01:13
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out like janet jackson's right nipple! g'nite! =)
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11-12-2009 21:18 by meowmix
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THANK GOD THEY FOUND BALLOON BOY! THOUGHT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ORDERING TAKE OUT FROM HEAVEN.
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10-21-2009 10:05
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