jackson Funny Status Messages

   What's the definition of a missed opportunity? Not introducing Michael Jackson to Justin bieber before he died.

   wondering if Michael Jackson will ever return from the dead to make a Thriller 2

   celebrated Michael Jackson's Anniversary by taking the kids to Toy R Us...he woulda liked that...

   Today is the 1 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death. I will be randomly grabbing my crotch in his memory for the rest of the day.

   Michael Jackson was not DANGEROUS, he may have been a little OFF THE WALL at times but not BAD. When it came to songs and performing he was a THRILLER and a DANCING MACHINE. From his one glove to the Moonwalk, MJ will never be forgotten!

   now knows what happened to Michael Jackson. South Africa made thousands of vuvuzela horns out of him.

   ...just heard that the Jackson family has asked, In honor of the 1-year anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson, that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today...

   in honor of Michael Jackson, I think I will start the day off with the famous "crazy feet" dance and end with grabbing my foster home sack!!

   McDonalds faces potential lawsuit over happy meal. It contends that serving toys with unhealthy food is predatory. Where was this group when Micheal Jackson was alive?

   VUVUZELA the most despised and annoying musical PLASTIC device since Michael Jackson !

   Breaking News: Utah police are seeking the Gooch in connection with the death of Arnold Jackson. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800)-555-TIPS all calls are strictly confidential.

   Dear god, please can we swap Justin Beiber for someone with some actual talent?.. say Michael Jackson would be good...

   prays to God "Give us Michael Jackson back, take Justin Beiber instead"

   a fear of heights: Jackson Heights, Crown Heights, Washington Heights

   the difference between michael jackson and acne is that acne waits till your twelve to come all over your face

   Heidi Montag + Micheal Jackson = Amy Winehouse.

   Michael jackson hasnt been this stiff since Mucully Culkin spent the night at Neverland ranch..

   Move like Michael Jackson, Tonight on BBC 3, Is a contest,to find out who can move like Micheal Jackson....Am I alone in thinking,that really all the winner needs to do,is lie down & be still for half an hour ?

   Taylor Swift wins over MICHAEL JACKSON?!? Where the heck is Kanye when you need him!

   out like janet jackson's right nipple! g'nite! =)