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   messageicon celebrated Michael Jackson's Anniversary by taking the kids to Toy R Us...he woulda liked that...
←Rate | 06-26-2010 20:37 by heZz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is the 1 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death. I will be randomly grabbing my crotch in his memory for the rest of the day.
←Rate | 06-26-2010 14:30 by Joser Comments (1)  

   messageicon Michael Jackson was not DANGEROUS, he may have been a little OFF THE WALL at times but not BAD. When it came to songs and performing he was a THRILLER and a DANCING MACHINE. From his one glove to the Moonwalk, MJ will never be forgotten!
←Rate | 06-25-2010 14:46 Comments (1)  

   messageicon now knows what happened to Michael Jackson. South Africa made thousands of vuvuzela horns out of him.
←Rate | 06-25-2010 11:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...just heard that the Jackson family has asked, In honor of the 1-year anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson, that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today...
←Rate | 06-25-2010 10:12 by dfotravels Comments (0)  

   messageicon in honor of Michael Jackson, I think I will start the day off with the famous "crazy feet" dance and end with grabbing my foster home sack!!
←Rate | 06-25-2010 09:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon McDonalds faces potential lawsuit over happy meal. It contends that serving toys with unhealthy food is predatory. Where was this group when Micheal Jackson was alive?
←Rate | 06-24-2010 13:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon VUVUZELA the most despised and annoying musical PLASTIC device since Michael Jackson !
←Rate | 06-16-2010 17:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Breaking News: Utah police are seeking the Gooch in connection with the death of Arnold Jackson. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800)-555-TIPS all calls are strictly confidential.
←Rate | 05-28-2010 19:52 by JoeSolariFX Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear god, please can we swap Justin Beiber for someone with some actual talent?.. say Michael Jackson would be good...
←Rate | 05-26-2010 05:06 by oneandonlyme Comments (0)  

   messageicon prays to God "Give us Michael Jackson back, take Justin Beiber instead"
←Rate | 05-26-2010 02:21 by Hunk Comments (0)  

   messageicon a fear of heights: Jackson Heights, Crown Heights, Washington Heights
←Rate | 02-14-2010 10:32 by nico Comments (0)  

   messageicon the difference between michael jackson and acne is that acne waits till your twelve to come all over your face
←Rate | 01-21-2010 20:31 by rush1oc@yahoo.com Comments (0)  

   messageicon Heidi Montag + Micheal Jackson = Amy Winehouse.
←Rate | 01-20-2010 12:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael jackson hasnt been this stiff since Mucully Culkin spent the night at Neverland ranch..
←Rate | 12-17-2009 15:06 by chronic iam Comments (0)  

   messageicon Move like Michael Jackson, Tonight on BBC 3, Is a contest,to find out who can move like Micheal Jackson....Am I alone in thinking,that really all the winner needs to do,is lie down & be still for half an hour ?
←Rate | 12-14-2009 10:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Taylor Swift wins over MICHAEL JACKSON?!? Where the heck is Kanye when you need him!
←Rate | 11-23-2009 01:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon out like janet jackson's right nipple! g'nite! =)
←Rate | 11-12-2009 21:18 by meowmix Comments (0)  

←Rate | 10-21-2009 10:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon happy that the "balloon boy" is safe...for a minute there I thought maybe Michael Jackson ordered carry-out from heaven!
←Rate | 10-20-2009 23:10 Comments (0)  

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