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   messageicon Only way I'm having sex for 3 hours is if we taking a nap for the first 2hrs 56 min
←Rate | 11-15-2014 07:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A real woman does not have a "wrong hole".
←Rate | 11-14-2014 12:36 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't half ass it. It's not a real nap unless you take your pants off.
←Rate | 11-14-2014 08:50 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The amount of people I have to say good morning to on a daily basis really pisses me off
←Rate | 11-12-2014 12:46 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim Kardashian wants to break the internet? All this no talent hack needs to do to break the internet is to sit on it.
←Rate | 11-12-2014 12:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Son have I told you about the birds & the bees? Dad you're an ornithologist & moms an entomologist it's literally all you guys talk about
←Rate | 11-11-2014 23:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won't have to talk to them.
←Rate | 11-11-2014 23:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was going to have sex with you , but you said okie dokie
←Rate | 11-10-2014 12:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're wrong. - First Rule of Right Club
←Rate | 11-10-2014 11:56 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers.
←Rate | 11-08-2014 05:52 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, son, when a man loves a woman very much he expresses that love by slowly transforming into a human sloth.
←Rate | 11-08-2014 05:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s so embarrassing when you say, "I love you, too," only to realize the person was waving to someone behind you.
←Rate | 11-08-2014 05:43 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what everyone's complaining about. The economy looks great from my parents' basement.
←Rate | 11-07-2014 00:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of donating my body to science, I'll donate it to whoever has the best idea for a practical joke involving a dead body.
←Rate | 11-07-2014 00:33 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Majority of Religious people have given religion a bad name.
←Rate | 11-07-2014 00:31 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's like I'm the only one in this gym who thinks groin fitness is important.
←Rate | 11-05-2014 13:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A shot of vodka a day keeps the sad away!
←Rate | 11-04-2014 12:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just googled "dying alone" and it brought me to my own Facebook Page.
←Rate | 10-31-2014 13:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got into a conversation with a crazy person. Do you guys know what a crazy person will never say? -- "Well I've got to go."
←Rate | 10-29-2014 13:13 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd like to think I'm a decent person but honestly if I was a millionaire, the last thing I would do is dress up like a bat and fight crime.
←Rate | 10-29-2014 12:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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