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   messageicon I'm so confused, I thought the Crip Walk was a marathon for gang members
←Rate | 04-25-2010 13:22 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you put 'aspiring' in front of your chosen profession. What I hear is: I'm unemployed.
←Rate | 04-25-2010 13:22 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon The guy driving in front of me is totally following me
←Rate | 04-25-2010 13:23 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other coworkers" and I circled "absolutely false"?
←Rate | 04-25-2010 13:24 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon My new study method for finals is put a question on the outside of a beer bottle and the answer at the bottom
←Rate | 04-26-2010 04:32 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Patron, now that you helped me gain my confidence, can you please help me find my car?
←Rate | 04-26-2010 04:41 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Justin Bieber should be treated like AM radio and nobody should ever listen to them...
←Rate | 04-26-2010 04:42 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon The guy driving in front of me is totally following me...
←Rate | 04-26-2010 04:43 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Back before clocks and calendars I bet people used wonder why one day out of seven always sucked
←Rate | 04-26-2010 18:02 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Comparing Sarah Jessica Parker to a horse is insulting and lame. Horses are majestic, beautiful creatures unworthy of your contempt
←Rate | 04-26-2010 18:15 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon This isn't quite what I wanted to be when I grew up, but it was the best I could do on such short notice.
←Rate | 04-26-2010 20:15 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am embarrassed for my co-workers. I am the only person in the building who remembered to wear a toga today.
←Rate | 04-26-2010 20:17 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so confused, I thought the Crip Walk was a marathon for gang members
←Rate | 04-26-2010 20:18 by Joser Comments (1)  


   messageicon Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
←Rate | 04-27-2010 02:04 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you... dumn*ss...
←Rate | 04-27-2010 02:24 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find Reality tv very educating... Every time somebody turns on a show, I go into the other room and read a book...
←Rate | 04-27-2010 02:26 by Joser Comments (1)  


   messageicon Urban Commandment: Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
←Rate | 04-27-2010 02:26 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like you... People say I've got no taste, but I like you...
←Rate | 04-27-2010 02:28 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon found out that it's easier to get forgiveness than permission...
←Rate | 04-27-2010 02:29 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's too much blood in my caffeine system...
←Rate | 04-27-2010 02:30 by Joser Comments (0)  




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