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it safe for white folks to say the n word while doing karaoke ?
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05-13-2011 03:07 by ff1241
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"Women are like cell phones, they love to be held, they love to be talked to, but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected,"!
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07-14-2011 00:03 by ff1241
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Unless you come from a ethnicity with a tribal history. Having a tribal tottoo just helps others point out just how stupid that your are. Yes white college boy I'm talking to you.
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04-09-2011 05:36 by ff1241
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Ladies! I may not have the pen!s of a black man but I do have the toung of a lesbi@n.
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11-28-2011 14:47 by ff1241
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I need a bigger grill. And I'm not talking about the gold bubba teeth.
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05-28-2012 16:36 by ff1241
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I can't believe I'm eagerly waiting to hear Obama speak and tell me something other than his resignation.
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05-01-2011 23:37 by ff1241
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Found out yesterday that apparently saying I have dyslexia is not a good excuse for driving 51 in a 15 mph school zone.
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06-16-2011 03:37 by ff1241
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has come to the conclusion the more women have seen naked by accident than on purpose.
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03-02-2011 20:18 by ff1241
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I'm not much of a Target person...just seems hypocritical that you can't buy guns, ammo or....targets at a place called Target!!
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05-28-2013 02:53 by ff1241
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Fact: Soccer is a game invented by European ladies to pass the time while their husbands cooked dinner. Go practice your throw-ins, you cheese-eating surrender monkey!
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12-01-2010 21:56 by ff1241
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Heritage For The Blind wants me to donate my old car to them. FUNK THAT! We have enought people that can't drive that can see why the hell would I want a blind person driving.
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06-11-2013 20:03 by ff1241
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My tourette syndrome in under control untill I have to deal with DUMB A$S! stupid people who lack basic MOTHER FUNK1NG! common sense. SH1T! B1TCH!
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04-03-2012 23:55 by ff1241
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A few of you are upset with me for not removing my facial hair. Not sure why because your not the ones kissing me on the lips. But I am willing to make a compromise. So I will be removing some hair on my right a$$ cheek just in case.
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04-02-2012 18:48 by ff1241
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Quote of the night. "Sex dolls are not meant for speed."
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04-07-2011 02:43 by ff1241
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Roundabouts and retarded people are like round holes and square pegs, you can force them together, but it isn't going to be pretty.
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02-25-2012 05:01 by ff1241
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I'm really looking forward to the hurricane coverage to see which news reporter falls flat on their face from the wind...Ahhh, watching them fall never gets old!
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08-25-2012 18:57 by ff1241
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I just wanna be friends to but with just your va jj.
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06-08-2011 20:57 by ff1241
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Being dyslexic and online dating can be a big problem. My last date I thought it said nympho maniac. Turns out she was a necro'philic.
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04-15-2012 21:04 by ff1241
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Getting into an argument with a stupid people is something you will never win at even when you do. Like tic-tac-toe or global thermonuclear war.
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06-28-2012 19:40 by ff1241
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Finding the lost TV remote I looked between the bed sheets. Just wish I could find a hot naked women there now and then.
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04-15-2011 05:23 by ff1241
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