Funny Status Messages

   Today I was told the world doesn't revolve around me. I think it could if some people would try harder.

   If not for our insanely stupid administration, the l*fticles wouldn't ever have anything to make fun of. Wait..... that came out wrong.

   Knock knock. Who's there? Ah. Ah who? Ah who, werewolves of London.

   So if the groundhog is too fat to see his shadow, do we get six weeks of jelly doughnuts?

   Yeah. It's callled SUSHI.

   A nickel isn't worth a dime nowadays.

   Kamala SHOULD GO TO GREENSBORO OR GREEN BAY TO SEE HOW MUCH bidens nga TAX scheme IS COSTING PEOPLE 😀

   I'm funny I tell you!

   GaryKoenig... ghey blade.

   ...involved in PROSECUTING J6ers. What a coinkidink, huh?

   Good morning haters!

   Gary Koenig for President. Seems more qualified.

   ...U.S. Attorney Candice Chiu Wong (appointed by Hussein Obama), a Chinese Woman who was one of the key attorneys involved in PROSECUTING J

   Deep Rock Galactic

   Top questions you should ask seller of car. How much do you want for? How much gas is in it?🤪

   Wife girlfriend

   Playing cooking simulator

   con по сути теперь мы владеем тобой

   If not for the laughing emoji and asd hominem attacks the l*fticles wouldn't ever have anything to say.

   Would you like a tissue? Do you need a hug? Cry some more snowflake LOL I think it is funny that my posts will occupy the mind of this guy every day