Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Lamer*ca brags about "defending" E*rope, while depending on them for strategic security, economic benefits and p*litical leverage from its partnership. Looks like Lamer*ca is gonna have to face reality now.

   Praying that 100% of Canucks stop visiting the US. Come on, weirdos... you can do it!

   When I get bored, I like to call in sick to places that I don't work. Today, I am getting written up at Kohl's.

   Tr*mpy just told NBC he "couldn't care less" how much car prices increase, and repeated himself three times. So happy we don't live there! Not only that, sales tax will go up, titles will go up, registration, insurance hahaha! Sucks to be "ya'll" lol

   Only Troons are canceling trips. Have you canceled yet, Pierre?

   Ok Cletus, you can go back to whittling wood and banging your sister now lol

   Nothing sreeches louder than the wheels on the gravy train.

   Canucks visit the US way more than you visit Canuckville? Way more? AWESOME!!! That makes us want to visit Canada even more! Thanks for that information!!! 😂

   Sometimes I like to stick a band aid on the middle of my forehead and when somebody asks what happened I tell them I got shot.

   Marriage tip: If your wife cooks, make sure the smoke detector has good batteries in it!

   When the funniest, smartest comment you can make is "Canada is ghey". Because your mother was stupid and your father was stupid and you're stupid. And that's the best you can do. A for effort there, Cletus 😂

   The EU brags about their healthcare/welfare system while depending on the US to defend them. Looks like a lot of countries are gonna have to face reality now.

   Tourist from all over the world are cancelling trips to the states. Your tourism is ruined. Congratulations. It's a sh*t hole anyway lol

   People in 1985: “In 40 years we will have flying cars and a cure for cancer. 40 years later: What’s the interest rate on this Crunchwrap Supreme?

   Transgender

   Canucks visit the US way more than we visit Canuckville. Way more.

   ⓘUser is suspected to be a part of an online drug dealing organisation. Please report any suspicious activity to Discord staff.

   Lol lmao

   After these responses, Canada is definitely ghey. Especially people from Montreal and Turdronto.

   Freddie Mercury: Voted the single most favorite vocalist of women over 60, yet who can only name 3 of his band's songs.