Funny Status Messages

   Egg prices are dropping. It turns out that if you stop killing chickens, they lay more eggs.

   Walmart Mexico is investing 6 billion in Mexico. The USA has nothing to do with it other than making a profit off of Walmart Mexico. THEY'RE GONNA NEED IT 😂

   Worried about rising gas prices? Taco Bell and White Castle sell gas for less than $2.

   In relationship with you in a picture

   Friday night

   Wife: Have you seen the broom? Me: Where did you put it when you landed?

   We own you.

   Canada gets all our tv shows and movies. From them we get Corner Gas. Mic drop. I win.

   Funny Christmas

   First post

   They should've never given jig-a-boos and women the right to vote. Well, not all women. Not the dumb ones like your mother who also has herpes.

   Canadians are US wannabes.

   Yes. You're not going anywhere. Like always. Except for the handful of talented Canadians who all move here.

   After Christmas

   Canada is ghey.

   why did the chicken cross the road? because it went to the chicken

   "A CULT IS REALLY A CULT WHEN THE LEADER ASKS YOU TO TURN ON FRIENDS AND FAMILY... WHICH BRINGS ME TO YOU, SUDDENLY SAYING TO OUR CLOSEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW WHAT? 'FU*K CANADA,' FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON..." - BILL MAHER

   Lamemerica does suck. And we're not going anywhere. This is storage for us. Go f*ck yourself and your dying country 💀

   We took your boring ice hockey and made it profitable. We own you.

   Also praying that 100% of Canucks stop visiting the US. The border towns would be destroyed first 😂 It's at 70%. Pretty sure they'll get there.