Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!

   "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"

   "gonna get rich, or die trying"

   Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself

   "Too many freaks, not enough circuses"

   running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!

   "thinking life's allot like super Mario bros, gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

   ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...

   in a PBS world with a MTV mind

   running out of places to hide the bodies...

   "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."

   a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!

   making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose

   getting enough exercise pushing her limits

   an expert on padded cells

   "busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"

   radiating a glow of pure awesomeness

   talking to his inner voices..& they don't like you

   totally gonna take over the world one day >=D

   cute but psycho..things even out