Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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wants money for nothing and the chicks for free.
had a GREAT FB status but Kanye West interrupted me...
gonna go stand outside. So when someone asks where I am you can tell them.. They're outstanding
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09-14-2009 21:32
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thinking about how Kanye could be so Heartless!
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09-14-2009 15:06
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coffee because I grind so fine
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09-14-2009 11:39 by dean
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thinks we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?
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09-14-2009 03:30
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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said....."Sorry, my fault"
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09-13-2009 07:20
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I don't know about you, but I'm sick of seeing disabled people being pushed around...
SUPERBAD and McLOVIN every minute of it.
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09-12-2009 10:38
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should shout "You Lie!" in church just to see what happens...
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09-10-2009 14:33
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hasn't spoken to bigfoot in a while.
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09-09-2009 14:52 by boozecoma
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Yes I know it's 09/09/09 I don't need 100 text messages letting me know. I have a calendar!
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09-09-2009 09:56
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wondering if the last one out could possibly switch off the light at the end of the tunnel?
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09-09-2009 08:46
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just heard about the scientist that wants to rename the planet Uranus because it's rude. It's true, Google it! I reckon that's a damn good idea...let's call it Urectum instead.
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09-09-2009 08:45
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life
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09-08-2009 19:12
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Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
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09-08-2009 19:07
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thinks this Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
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09-08-2009 19:05
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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09-08-2009 19:03
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"Doh!, the stuff that buys me beer, Ray, the guy who sells me beer, Me, the one who drinks the beer.Far, a long run to get beer, So, I'll have another beer, La, I'll have another beer, Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer and that's why I'm not here! "
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09-08-2009 19:03 by cj
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loves how obama gives a speech to kids about the importance of school while 3/4 of the kids in the country are IN school
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09-08-2009 16:33
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