Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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refuses to get his pizza from Pappa Johns anymore after finding out what he did to Mackenzie Phllips
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09-25-2009 21:01
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at the Video Music Awards on her mobile ...ihg32h9gj0fk0kfkkkkkkfmmnnn273fbf111... ...FOR F*** SAKE KANYE LET GO OF THE KEYBOARD!
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09-25-2009 20:00 by jojo
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went to a baseball game yesterday with my new girlfriend. We played a game where I would kiss her on the strikes, and she would kiss me on the...
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09-25-2009 15:28
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If you don't like gay people... blame the str8 people...they're the ones who keep having gay babies.
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09-25-2009 12:58 by Graydon
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Thinks it's funny to watch people who drive Hummers, swerve to avoid potholes
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09-25-2009 06:02 by Hunter
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"the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." – George Washington
just dropped skittles in the toilet and flushed....... it was like a 10 second Nascar race
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09-24-2009 23:25 by TK
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Tommorow I am going to finish every conversation with "ACCORDING TO THE PROPHECIES"
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09-24-2009 21:02 by Daniel
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Laugh…and the world laughs with you. Laugh hysterically, for no apparent reason, and they'll leave you alone.
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09-24-2009 13:54
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Hang on a sec, I'm about this close to getting the hi-score on Donkey Kong!!
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09-24-2009 11:54 by Taj
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wants to know whats up with girls and big-ass sunglasses. You don't pollinate flowering plants.
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09-24-2009 09:59
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just got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with... "according to the prophecy"
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09-24-2009 05:22 by Ace
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the problem with being punctual is that there is rarely anyone there to appreciate it
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09-24-2009 05:21 by Ace
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so manly not even his sentences have periods
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09-23-2009 14:51
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consulting the "magic 8-ball" for al decisions today!
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09-23-2009 11:02 by TK
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repairing a huge hole in my living room wall, Damn You, Kool-Aid man...
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09-23-2009 02:08 by Hunter
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Deleting my browser history almost makes me feel like I never cyberstalked you in the first place
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09-23-2009 00:29 by Piney
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Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives!
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09-21-2009 23:05
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doesnt want to die, not because he is afraid of death but because he is worried about all the crap people will find on his computer when hes gone.
if youre gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.