Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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knows the difference between a straight girl and a lesbian. About a bottle and a half of wine.
has watched so much kids TV lately that women that look like Dora are starting to turn his head. Swiper! No swiping!
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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10-13-2009 14:14
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Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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10-13-2009 14:13
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Life is 10% of what happens to me, and 90% how I react to it!
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10-13-2009 08:31 by Mikey
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I read a report that said the typical symptoms of stress were eating too much, drinking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Who are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.
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10-13-2009 03:58
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I may not be always right but I'm never wrong
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10-12-2009 21:12 by Mr. King
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: How do you keep a facebook friend busy? Refresh this screen to find the answer.
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10-12-2009 18:13
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..hates her internal clock. It doesn't have a snooze button and it hurts to throw herself across the room..
would like to thank his liver for all the support, this weekend . . . Couldnt have done it without you, old friend !
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10-12-2009 01:28 by Healey316
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Playing hide and seek with boredom... I found it!
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10-11-2009 20:07 by RAGNAROCK
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10-11-2009 17:30 by ZACHYPOO
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THERES A VAN ACROSS THE STREET THAT SAYS "FREE CANDY" I WONDER IF THEY HAVE TOOTSIE POPS....IM GOING TO CHECK! :)
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10-11-2009 16:44
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Just took the batteries out of my smoke detector to use in my TV remote control. Dont judge me...It's Sunday.
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10-11-2009 16:40 by Vito
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Do you realise that in 40 years time,there will be alot of old ladies walking around with tatoos
if I had to have both my arms amputated I'd just shrug it off.
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10-11-2009 06:14
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wondering whether Lady Gaga dresses up like a normal person when it's halloween.
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10-11-2009 03:11
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insured by Smith and Wesson
Wishes he was a white crayon, so no one would use me...
says my wife just accused me of being self-centered.... I nearly fell off my throne!
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10-10-2009 21:04
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