Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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keeping his hands clapping and his pecker in his pants...
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10-18-2009 18:10
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٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`* That's me granting you a wish. Simply comment your wish below and poof...you got it! LOL....
insists that EL Cucuy lives in her closet!
IF SOMEBODY SENDS ME ONE MORE FARMVILLE INVITE THEN I WILL KILL YOU'RE ANIMALS AND SET FIRE TO YOU'RE CROPS!!!!!!!!!
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10-18-2009 17:11
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BREAKING NEWS - Obama just won an Oscar for watching a movie!
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10-18-2009 16:28
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no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."
wondering why people think bartenders care about your misrable life. We dont! Now leave some cash and be on your way!
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10-18-2009 14:20
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's dad asked him for a balloon ride, but he said "No, I don't wanna be a hoax"
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10-18-2009 14:16 by Danmanz
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thinks people should stop dreaming about Happily Ever After and be Happy Just Now. Forever ~ ✿ ♬ ☮
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10-18-2009 13:53
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Some days I'm not sure whether I am a Catholic or an angry Protestant!
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10-18-2009 13:34
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Synonym - a word one uses when you can't spell the other one!
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10-18-2009 13:33
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Dr, Seuss is my favorite rapper! Cat - Hat....sheer genius!
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10-18-2009 13:30
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refuses to vacuum anymore until they make a ride-on
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10-18-2009 13:16 by bunnyguts
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a four time olympic gold medal winner, and a compulsive liar
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10-18-2009 13:15 by Jacob
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walking sideways and thinking..... I should have had a V8
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10-18-2009 13:09 by bunnyguts
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Breaking news - snow white has been thrown out of Disneyland after sitting on Pinocchio's face singing "tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"
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10-18-2009 13:08
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trying to decide whether Scooby Snacks or a can of Popeye's spinach would help more in a fight
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10-18-2009 13:04 by Jacob
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needs a new fitness plan... LMAO is not making my pants fit any better
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10-18-2009 12:55 by bunnyguts
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You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will probally be stupid !!
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10-18-2009 12:54 by Bunnyguts
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