Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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is wondering if a man is standing in the middle of the forrest and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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10-28-2009 08:59
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says if you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space
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10-28-2009 08:57
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was uncool before uncool was cool.
knows that God only created so many perfect heads. All the rest, he covered with hair.
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10-28-2009 08:51
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was blinded by your beauty, so I am gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes...
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10-28-2009 08:50 by Bunnyguts
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~ Free Tibet! (with purchase of 2nd Tibet of equal or lesser value)
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10-28-2009 08:49
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is trying out for "Home School Musical"
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10-28-2009 08:48
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Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
thinks the best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
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10-28-2009 08:42 by Bunnyguts
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used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got her fired.
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10-28-2009 08:41 by Bunnyguts
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thinks nanotechnology is going to be huge.
loves giving home made gifts... so which one of the kids you want?
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10-28-2009 08:38 by Bunnyguts
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's keys are really good at hide and go seek,they are definitely winning.
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10-28-2009 08:37
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Thinks artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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10-28-2009 08:29 by Bunnyguts
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says my Karma just ran over my Dogma!
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10-28-2009 08:22
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has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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10-28-2009 08:20 by Bunnyguts
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says "If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie."
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10-28-2009 08:19 by Bunnyguts
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~ Telepath wanted...you know where to apply.
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10-28-2009 08:17 by Bunnyguts
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's laugh is so contagious they created a vaccine for it
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10-28-2009 08:15
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wishes people would wear pants correctly!
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10-28-2009 08:12 by Bunnyguts
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