Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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decided to live forever ..................... or die in the attempt.
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11-02-2009 14:25
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It was so cold this morning she actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets!
..time is precious so be careful who you waste it on.
late but I am the latest
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11-02-2009 11:52
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thinks she is FIT! And yes, she is definitely unpretentious!
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11-02-2009 11:49 by K
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you don't have to be the most handsome guy neither the richest to pick up girls....just be able to lick your eyebrow
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11-02-2009 11:40
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thinks she is FIT! And yes, she is definitely unpretentious!
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11-02-2009 11:37
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has developed his own H1N1 Vaccine consisting of: NyQuil, Tylenol-3, Vodka, Rohypnol, Benadryl, OxyContin, Spiced Rum and a hint of Lemon. ---Directions: Drink One Full Glass every hour to Remove all Care and Worry about the H1N1 virus.....
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11-02-2009 11:26 by Vitamin N
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just taken a hit to the 'nads.... Man down!!
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11-02-2009 11:07 by Kal-El
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jones'ing for a Shamrock shake....
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11-02-2009 10:36 by Peebs
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the Real reason Hamid Karzai got handed his second term. That's right... I did it. :P
A lot of good conversations are ruined by some idiot that actually knows what he's talking about.
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11-02-2009 09:07
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Thinking ████████████ 99%
dont drink n park..accidents cause people!!!
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11-02-2009 03:14 by legit
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Fighting off bunnies trying to steal my lucky charms
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11-02-2009 01:10
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ready for No Shave November 2009. Join the Facebook Group!
defying gravity, NOTHING can bring him down
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11-01-2009 23:08
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Don't ask me to tell you my status, FACEBOOK, you're not my therapist!
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11-01-2009 20:31 by Cisne
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knowledge is knowing that pepper is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad
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11-01-2009 20:30
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seeking a meaningful overnight relationship
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11-01-2009 20:25
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