Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

   Just been watching some paralympic basketball. The shooting and passing is pretty crap but the dribbling is amazing.

   Happy new year! The south still lost the civil war.

   the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

   I wear a mask. I'm vaccinated. You other inbreds our there in the midwest driving around your pickup trucks with 3 teeth and a mullet can contract the virus, spread it to your family and have the whole lot of them cease to breathe.

   I take half a viagra every night before bed.. Keeps me from pissing on my slippers .

   Just so we're clear, I have no problem with the LG HDTV community.

   April Fools Day is coming up. Look for lots of articles about global warming.

   Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron broke up

   BP FINALLY stopped the oil leak. They just put a huge wedding ring on top of it and it instantly stopped putting out

   When I was a kid we didn’t have to come home until the street lights came on, and sometimes our parents shot them out on purpose.

   So much for the party of family values. Republicans have now re-branded as the party of child molesters.

   Covid-19 is the viral equivalent of a hangnail. If you believe this thing is anything more than that, you're an imbeciIe.

   Also, psychotic people wear red hats while participating in the January 6th insurrection.

   The only running I do is to the microwave to catch the beep before the dog hears it go off

   The Rudy Giuliani Song: If you like subpoena coladas, and getting caught in Ukraine....

   Boss spelled backwards is double SOB.

   You people really do need a sense of humor... many of your votes are wrong!!!

   Take note... the people who unabashedly support Drumpf can't spell, can't form a coherent sentence and have no idea how to interpret facts and statistics.

   How did I miss national procrastination day on March 25th? oh wait I know, I haven't been on facebook.