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   messageicon first it was Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, now Kim Jong Il. all of my bedroom wall poster idols are dead
←Rate | 12-19-2011 10:16 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching the Election was like watching the Super Bowl but without the possibility of Janet Jackson having a wardrobe malfunction.
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't bother flirting with a girl on fb who has no pics posted of herself. You'd be better off with your face buried in Randy Jackson's a$$ all night, than to go on a date with her.
←Rate | 04-01-2012 07:44 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Paris Jackson attempts suicide... Didn't see that one coming.
←Rate | 06-05-2013 18:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?
←Rate | 06-25-2009 18:55 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did you that a slug has 3,000 teeth and four noses. Beating out Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers by eight teeth.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 21:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How To Get Rich: 1. Place a Swear Jar next to Samuel L Jackson...2. Empty it the next day.... 3. Become a millionaire.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 20:56 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon So in other news...On his last night, Larry King will reminisce about some of his best interviews with people like Michael Jackson, Nelson Mandela, and Moses
←Rate | 12-05-2013 19:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Jackson was not DANGEROUS, he may have been a little OFF THE WALL at times but not BAD. When it came to songs and performing he was a THRILLER and a DANCING MACHINE. From his one glove to the Moonwalk, MJ will never be forgotten!
←Rate | 06-25-2010 14:46 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Taylor Swift wins over MICHAEL JACKSON?!? Where the heck is Kanye when you need him!
←Rate | 11-23-2009 01:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just heard that Janet Jackson and Randy Travis are doing the Super Bowl halftime show..
←Rate | 09-10-2012 13:04 by Rick h. Comments (0)  

   messageicon can someone tell Andrew Jackson we read Snarkecards also
←Rate | 07-22-2014 11:00 by duh Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael jackson died 1day before the BET AWARDS....Amy Whinehouse died 1day before the VMA'S and whitney houston died 1day before the GRAMMYs...so are we Expected to expect more pre award and post award deaths?!
←Rate | 02-14-2012 14:32 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon knows when Farrah got to heaven, God asked her if she had any last wishes. She said she wanted all of the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 16:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thinks that since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, they should melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids can play with him for a change.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 10:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon “I changed. People change.” - Michael Jackson
←Rate | 03-05-2012 21:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bo Jackson takes 5 hour energy?? Well, let me rush out and buy some even tho it tastes like horse pee...
←Rate | 09-10-2013 16:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have lived through death of Michael Jackson, first black president, Royal Wedding and Osama's death. My life's a fuc?ing history book.
←Rate | 05-03-2012 20:47 by BEGO Comments (2)  

   messageicon I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning... Apparently they found some 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 11:41 by Daron Garrett Comments (0)  

   messageicon prays to God "Give us Michael Jackson back, take Justin Beiber instead"
←Rate | 05-26-2010 02:21 by Hunk Comments (0)  

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